I know I’m probably going to get shot for this, but… I used to make Twilight fan fiction banners. This is an entry into a contest that I never submitted.  And yes, I was Team Jacob. *dodges the bullets*

Christian, I love you, but I hope you’re kidding.

So sad, but true.

LEGIONS OF TWILIGHT FAN GIRLS DOWNLOAD FOXY SHAZAM’S ALBUM ON ITUNES!!! (I don’t know whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing. Hmm…)

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Anberlin | (the symphony of) blasé

I used to write fan fiction—Twilight fan fiction at that—and this song was the inspiration for a chapter in one of my fics.  I was very naive at the time I wrote fan fiction. I NEVER want Anberlin to be associated with Twilight again. Don’t judge me. LOL!

AHHHH! THIS MADE ME WANT TO PULL MY EYEBALLS RIGHT OUT OF MY SKULL!!!!! HOW DARE YOU????

LMFAO! @cloudcandace

Well, Bella, you see… you ARE a child, and Jacob is more of an adult than you’ll ever be.

And why is it that Bella’s just noticing this now? Isn’t Forks a small town? Wouldn’t she run into Angela or Lauren at some point over the summer? Oh, right… Edward’s her life and NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. #Brainwashed

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again NOW MORE THAN EVER…

No one can do the creep like Edward Cullen can.

LMAO!!! BEST. GIF. EVER.

This is SO perfect. HAHA!

I just realized that I actually like Twilight.

Poor Ron. LOL